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HEADLINE:
Double whammy:  Heating, holiday bills land

EXCERPT:
"The $560 in government aid they recently received for their energy bill helped their situation, but the holiday gifts that siphoned off cash did not."

TEDLINE:
Christmas gift tags should have read, "From:  Taxpayers"


HEADLINE:
Third Turkish child dead from bird flu, more ill

EXCERPT:
"Doctors said some of the victims had been playing with the severed heads of infected birds."

TEDLINE:
Turkey head colds
blamed on hacky sack shortage


HEADLINE:
Sunnis cry foul over Iraq vote

EXCERPT:
"We will not accept this. We will go to the streets and call for demonstrations.  We might also boycott the new parliament."

TEDLINE:
Sunnis learn game of politics from Democrat Party


HEADLINE:
New Orleans in chaos, rescue plan under fire

EXCERPT:
"I need reinforcements. I need troops, man. I need 500 buses, man," he said in a radio interview. "Now get off your asses and fix this. Let's do something and let's fix the biggest goddamn crisis in the history of this country."

TEDLINE:
New Orleans Mayor incompetent, unprofessional, should be recalled


HEADLINE:
Storm may shut refineries for months-Govt

EXCERPT:
"Some refineries likely (will be) able to restart their operations within the next 1 to 2 weeks, while others will likely be down for a more extended period, possibly several months," the Energy Information Administration said.

TEDLINE:
Some refineries back on-line soon